This was from one of my favorite sites: Not Always Right: Funny & Stupid Customer Quotes.
“When you’re 85 years old and you wake up with a pulse, and your next door neighbor isn’t hitting you over the head with a shovel, you’re having a good day.”
Monday, March 30, 2009
Yeah, Things COULD Be Worse, Actually...
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I once became so annoyed with my niece's incessant whingeing (normal for her age, but still), that I declared a new standard: If you're not on fire, you can't complain.
It's served me well.
(There's also a corollary to this: If it's not on fire, don't wake me up.)
LOL!!!!! How true!!!!
lol ...sad and yet funny!!
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